My missus forwarded to me this hilarious collection of Children’s Answers to Scientific Questions.
I believe that we could all take a break from all the political circus going on around us and enjoy these rib tickling answers that the young ones give to these questions.
Enjoy!
Children’s Science Exam Questions (and answers) –
Q1: Name the four seasons..
A1: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q2: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A2: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q3: How is dew formed?
A3: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q4: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A4: Keep it in the cow.
Q5: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A5: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q6: What are steroids?
A6: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q7: What happens to your body as you age?
A7: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q8: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A8: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q9: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A9: Premature death.
Q10: How are the main parts of the body! categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A10: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q11: What is the fibula?
A11: A small lie.
Q12: What does ‘varicose’ mean? (I do love this one…)
A12: Nearby.
Q13: Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean Section’
A13: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .
Q14: What does the word ‘benign’ mean?’
A14: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Hahahahaha! Hope you enjoyed laughing at the answers as much as I did!
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bro,you wrote an article on anwar making a comeback ala mandela ,when was that ? thanks
Here it is : http://mahaguru58.blogspot.com/2007/07/pkrs-dilemma-time-to-recite-talqin-for.html
This is an excerpt of what I wrote on Friday, July 6, 2007 :
‘I even wrote earlier expressing my doubts as to whether he can do a ‘Nelson Mandela’ seeing that the PKR’s main objective had already been realized with his getting free from prison.
I had wrote to him before advising him to stay clear of the ‘political remora’s’ from UMNO who stuck to him purely for their own vested interests and would swim over to another once he’s done with and doesn’t offer any opportunities for themselves to either enrich their own pockets or use him as a stepping stone for their own aspirations in the Malaysian political arena.
I now wonder whether the time has come for the ‘Talqin’ to be recited over the Parti Keadilan Rakyat Malaysia as more and more of its leaders desert him and head over to greener pastures?
I for one think that Anwar would do better to forget politics, focus on Islamic Dakwah and maybe just do business in the ‘halal food industry’ which is a huge opportunity to make more money legitimately and do the whole world a major favor.
Anyway, I leave it to him. It’s his life. I can only share my personal views and thoughts about him, whom I used to support as my future Prime Minister and fellow Da’ee here in this space of mine.
About his chances of being a future Prime Minister, I have my doubts but in him being a good Da’ee of Islam , I believe that he has all the necessary ‘Ilm and capabilities to be a great one.
May Allah SWT guide him and us all to a better future, both here on this Earth and in the Akhirat! Ameen Ya Rabbal Alameen!’
Malaysian politics is as interesting as it comes, eh?
Goods laughs, esp. 13 & 14. lol. Laughter the best medicine!
Q: When does a careear becomes a burden?
A: When it is made to sound carrier.